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News from Emirates Illuminati website #4

No More Toilet Paper…

Oh dear. We can understand the sanitary napkins and cardboard – but TOILET PAPER? Prepare for some skid marks!

EMIRATES – CIRCULAR

TO :MEYDAN HEIGHTS OCCUPANTS

DATE:19th June 2014

SUBJECT:BATHROOM DRAINS BLOCKAGE

REF. NO. :01/2014

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Dear Occupants,

We request all occupants to refrain from disposing toilet paper, sanitary napkins, cardboard core or cloth in the WC of the bathrooms or in the common area toilets.

This is to avoid blockage of toilet drains due to the above reason. Further, other occupants and tenants are affected and inconvenienced due to the leakage caused by the blockage.

If the above is not adhered to, there will be a charge of AED 2500/- payable to Maintenance of the compound, to rectify the blockage of drains in case it is due to the reasons stated above.

We thank you for your co-operation and understanding in the matter.

Facilities Management Department

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